I see. So it was like becoming a stripper in college to pay for his college...– My mom after I explained why Rob took the role for Twilight (FYI because he was broke and just got evicted). *dead* I love your mom. Give her a hug from me and Jojo.
To never let my metoprolol prescription run out without a refill already in hand. POTS is bad, but having it controlled by beta blockers, then cold turkey not having said beta blockers?…. Definite no-no. My damn chest is tight.
Kids play T-ball, then baseball; they play games and have practice every week...– Meira Levinson talking about her new book No Citizen Left Behind. (via bostonreview) Wow. Just, wow. Quote of the week. Truth
Are you smarter than a 3rd grader?
Jordyn: (to me and my sister) We're ALL going to go see Madagascar 3 on my half birthday.
Adrienne: (to me) Remember, I'm gonna be in Phoenix that weekend.
Jordyn: What?! You're going to Arizona without me???
Adrienne: How did you know Phoenix was in Arizona, is it the capitol or something?
Me: Hell if I know, Jo, is Phoenix the capitol of Arizona?
Jordyn: YES Pheonix is the capitol of Arizona!
Me: Oh, I wasn't sure. Coulda just been a major city. I don't remember this stuff
Jordyn: *rolls her eyes at us and walks away* And THIS is why I'm not homeschooled....
It’s my birthday! Okay, 26, let’s see whatcha got!
The GQ Tumblr: Wash Post on Young Mitt Romney At... →
gq: Today’s other big politics story, from the excellent (and occasional GQ contributor) Jason Horowitz at The Washington Post. The dumb crap you do in high school doesn’t, and almost always shouldn’t, matter in a presidential election. Especially when it was a half century ago. All the same… Wow. Wow
When Obama endorsed marriage equality...
whenobamaendorsed: … Michelle was like “I TOLD YOU SO.”
You "sanctified" folks are trying my patience...
Unless you follow every letter of the Bible, who are you to castigate gay/lesbian/transgendered people? It’s a sin against God, and you can show me the scriptures right? Are not all sins equal in the eyes of God? Enjoyed shellfish or pork? Might as well be gay for a day. More directly, have you had pre-marital sex, committed adultery, gotten a divorce? Meanwhile, LEGAL gay marriage is not the same...
After the Hardee's drive thru lady gave us so much attitude and messed up our order repeatedly...
Boo: Man, we'll go to another spot.
Me: Because when people get an attitude like that they mess with your food.
Boo: And I refuse for anybody to mess with you or your mother's food and ya'll eat it.
Jordyn: And you also refuse to let her know we are driving off, so she's gonna cook that food for nothing.
Jordyn: At least she'll have something to eat for lunch.
@Vandalyzm: The good die young,man.
Me: I've already had my brushes with death. I'm gonna start being a bitch so I can live til 90.
God is great, and Jesus is the homie!
So… Let me tell ya’ll a small short story about my day. The doctors looked at my scans and tests. Remember that area of my brain - that a TEAM of doctors at one of the best medical institutions on earth were POSITIVE was cancer - that turned out to be inflammation from autoimmune encephalitis? It’s pretty much clear. Inflammation gone. Gone. My brain looks NORMAL. No tumor....
Headed back to Mayo Clinic in the morning. Flight leaves in 4 hours. 1st time I went, the right side of my body became paralyzed for 3 days. 2nd trip, they misdiagnosed me with brain cancer. I’m claiming in the name of Jesus, Moses and the whole New Testament that I will go this time and get some “you’re all better” type of news. Pray for me folks.